nepeter:

australians don’t have sex

australians mate

(Source: shalrath)

one time a boy liked me just kidding

I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia

(Source: thecupisaportkey)

  • someone:*says something*
  • me:breaks into a song with a word they just said

  • me:that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end